Liberal Bro’ and I Do a Debate
Reimagining a Democratic Presidential Debate
I was not encouraged by liberal bro’s (LB) handwringing:
(LB) Do you think Kamela can win a debate against Trump?
(Whew… Where to start?)
(ME) That’s pretty far out there.
(LB) No, I mean it. Are you confident that Trump won’t attack her like he did Hillary?
(I get it… misogyny creep.)
(ME) Look, of course she can win a debate against Trump. Assuming Trump will debate her. That would be agreeing to a rule change, and Trump doesn’t like rule changes unless they are HIS rule changes.
(LB) I don’t follow. I would think he would love to debate her and bring up some shit on her, like ‘she isn’t an American.’ He would use his debate time to claim he is a ‘real’ President.
(Sigh. Liberal bro’ is on a roll here… Xenophobia anyone?)
(ME) Nah. Whatever… Let’s say he does debate her. Did you hear him in Chesapeake, Virginia on Friday?
(LB) No, what happened?
(ME) Well, from what I could piece together — Fox doesn’t carry his rallies in real time anymore — he was unmoored, wandering from one subject to another, sort of a rant. Seriously he sounded incoherent. Bar drunks make more…
